The "Lax Bro"

When my girlfriend told one of her friends that she was dating a lacrosse player, the first thing her friend asked was, "Is he a lax bro??" When faced with this question, my girlfriend called me, and asked me if I was a lax bro. Proudly, I answered that I was indeed what you might call a lax bro.

A lax bro is somebody who plays lacrosse, DOES NOT PLAY BASEBALL, carries around his lacrosse stick wherever he can, and wears shorts, sandals (or long white socks with vans), a lax pennie, sunglasses, and sometimes a flat-billed hat (backwards or forwards depending on preference). A lax bro also ideally has some measure of "flow". "Flow" is a reference to a certain players hair and the way that it "flows" out the back of his helmet when he is playing. If a player's flow is pretty much perfect, then that player has a "flow bucket".

A lax bro must not only look the part; he must act like a lax bro as well. Activities that a lax bro engages in should not be overly taxing in nature, such as going for long runs. A lax bro should spend most of his time just chilling out and laxing with his friends. Lifting weights is important (just don't exert too much energy!) for completing your lax bro look so you look cut for the ladies. Curls, bench press, squat, leg press, and maybe some abs and shoulder workouts are all you need to be a true lax bro.

LAXBROS UNITE!! LAX ALL DAY!